Dearest,

As the longest night approaches and winter drapes itself over the north, I hope this message finds you well… but not in a well.

Here are a few fun falls from grace inspired by our newest release The Heretic's Trinity to help you survive the season and maybe even smile once or twice. Be blessed, however you define that these days.

Apostasy, the thought. 21+

Remember the holidays are always more tolerable after a drink or two. Don't Drink? California sober also works if it's legal in your state.

Blasphemy, the word.

Mention to your extended family at dinner that winter/Christmas rituals were pre-Christian, pan-cultural, and unbothered by salvation. That the "virgin" birth, divine conception story was told by many cultures long before the Christian church culturally appropriated it.

Desecration, the act.

Replace Joseph in the nativity with a Día De Muertos La Llorona Doll. Explain that it made perfect sense, since this way Mary remains exactly as God intended, a virgin forever.

Wrap up the festivities with a listen to Dear God by XTC.

With blessings, affection, and questionable intentions,

Happy Yule!
Cocina de Brujas