QUESTIONS ENCOURAGED
They called it heresy. We call it Tuesday.
A witch’s kitchen, cooking up trouble.
Preacher man, preacher man,
down on your knees,
you warned us of sin,
then begged us to please.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
they preached salvation
as their hypocrisy grew.
Preacher man, preacher man,
counting your sheep,
we know what you dream of
when you fall asleep.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
they demanded repentance,
we answered: screw you.
Stay Whimsical Bitch!
Preacher man, preacher man,
polished and clean,
you sold them salvation,
then bought something obscene.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
they hate what they fear,
and they fear what is true.
TOP NOTES
Bergamot, Neroli, Blood Orange
HEART NOTES
Rose, Jasmine, Ylang Ylang
THE HERETIC’S TABLE
REAL INGREDIENTS. QUESTIONABLE INTENTIONS.
Plant extracts, distilled essential oils, resins, oil infusions, and the occasional bad idea after a couple too many drinks. Everything on this table is natural, nothing synthetic, nothing unsustainable.
BASE NOTES
Ambrette, Vanilla, Labdanum
DARK ACCORDS
Black Moon Amber
✦ FRESH FROM THE KITCHEN ✦
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Perfume Oil Discovery Set
$24.95Five 1.5 ml natural perfume oil roll-ons, housed together in a black and gold grimoire book box.
Add to cartSmells like Blood orange, amber, citrus smoke, lavender, incense, resins, gingered lemon, burning woods.
Feels like Opening the archive before choosing which spell to keep.
Wear when You want to test, layer, travel, gift, or find the oil that follows you home.
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Mary Johnson – Ash and Fire
$49.9510 ml natural perfume oil roll-on, housed in a black and gold grimoire book box.
Add to cartSmells like Citrus, black spruce, amber, and smoke.
Feels like Smoke after judgment.
Wear when You are done explaining yourself.
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Alse Young – Blood Amber Spice
$49.9510 ml natural perfume oil roll-on, housed in a black and gold grimoire book box.
Add to cartSmells like Blood orange, amber resin, and spice.
Feels like Entering before your name is spoken.
Wear when You need heat in your blood.
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The Heretic’s Trinity Perfume Oil Set
$54.95Three 10 ml natural perfume oil roll-ons, housed together in a black and gold grimoire book box tied with a red ribbon.
Add to cartSmells like Bergamot, lavender, orange, incense, myrrh, gingered lemon, black spruce, woods, amber, and smoked vanilla.
Feels like Refusing the altar, laughing at the sermon, and walking out perfumed.
Wear when Obedience has become tedious.
MADE BY HAND
Every label designed and printed, every formula created and blended, in house.
VEGAN AND CRUELTY FREE
All perfume materials are plant based.
SMALL BATCHES
We make what we can, well. When it runs out, it runs out.
ETHICALLY SOURCED
Every material chosen like it matters, because it does.
✦ FOR THE CURIOUS ✦
Alse Young
The first woman the American colonies hanged for witchcraft. Connecticut, 1647. Funny how nobody remembers the men who condemned her.
Mary Johnson
The second woman Connecticut hanged for witchcraft.* A confessed servant out of Wethersfield, convicted around 1648.
*Sources conflict on the dates. Some place her confession and execution around 1650.
